How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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