Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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