she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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