I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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