Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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