I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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