Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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