I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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