i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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