every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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