forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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