I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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