Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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