Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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