Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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