I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize