how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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