'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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