Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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