his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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