My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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