If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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