no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have already put on my inside pants.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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