Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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