You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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