I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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