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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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