Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think I sprained my soul last night
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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