stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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