hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
well you can't waste a boner
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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