Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dicks are not precious.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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