ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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