Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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