matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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