At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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