I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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