so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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