Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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