How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Hippo gnu deer
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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