oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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