He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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