I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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