i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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