she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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