Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He has the fingertips of a God
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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