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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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