Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
two words: eviction party
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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