Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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