It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My dick has a subreddit
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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