i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
honey bunches of taint.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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